April 2013
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March 2013
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Truncated transcript from today's SCOTUS argument
This thing is good for LOLs. Actually from yesterday’s arg.
courtneymilan:
For those of you who don’t want to read the transcript of the oral argument in Hollingsworth v. Perry, which is all of 82 pages long, or whose heads exploded when you tried to read it, I’ve written a helpful summary. It’s available below the jump.
This summary is still fairly long, but it’s shorter and I’ve...
February 2013
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When people ask me if I regret going to law...
notesfromthecircle:
I’m all like,
HAHAHA. Sometimes. Worst financial decision of my life, best thing I ever did for this big sexy brain of mine.
December 2012
2 posts
Unfuck Your Habitat: Hello, all you lovely new... →
unfuckyourhabitat:
Welcome aboard! If you’re new to UfYH, here’s the welcome packet:
I curse. A lot. If this is problematic for you, we may have to admire each other from afar. There will be many f-bombs, as well as some more creative stuff.
A 20/10 is 20 minutes of unfucking (cleaning, studying, what have you)…
perfectioninimperfection:
I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
November 2012
1 post
Spam of the Day: Vacuum tubes
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October 2012
1 post
When my newly divorced friend tells me she's...
myfriendsaremarried:
September 2012
14 posts
“That’s what you do with Depression, you mask the symptoms. The symptoms of...”
– Craig Ferguson on Tom Cruise attacking Brooke Shields for using anti-depressants to fight Post-Partum Depression. (via themarriageofadeadblogsing)
I have always thought Craig Ferguson was a very smart man. It appears I was right.
(via deliciouskaek)
“It’s not like you go “oooh, I feel really sad”...
Stop Bitching | Start A Revolution: [tw: lynching]... →
brashblacknonbeliever:
le-kif-kif:
Today, Burnt Orange Report received the photo at right, taken in front of a home in Northwest Austin. The resident, a Republican, lynched an empty chair from a tree in his yard, which one can easily interpret to represent a racially…
“People say, “I’m going to sleep now,” as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...”
– George Carlin
August 2012
45 posts
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT SIZE I AM
howdoiputthisgently:
I love this retort.
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I have a nickname for my brain.
I call it Big Sexy.
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Resolved: Text Width
Resolved: That text width is the optimum default view in MS Word. Further resolved: That there appears to be no way to set this view as the default, and this annoys me.
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nodivision:
spineless-faceless:
baby-vegan:
rnassachusetts:
vegans do realize that animals eat other animals right
omnivores do realize that animals also lick their own asses right
vegans realize sometimes people lick each others asses right
checkmate
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Things My Mother Worries About: An Incomplete List
The stock market.
Rabbits eating the flowers in her backyard.
How much fixing a roof leak will cost her.
The grass not growing in her backyard.
Whether my brother will ever get his ass in gear and propose to his long-suffering girlfriend.
Whether I will ever get married.
Who will look after my dogs when the moving men come to move my stuff.
Whether my future roommates will be queer, not...
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Jesus: A Ninja or The Ninja
That whole being buried in a tomb and rising from the dead three days later thing?
That is like the most badass ninja move ever.
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“For the first year, I’d like to screw around a lot.”
– my mother, on what she’d like to do when she retires in a month and a half (less than that actually!)
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team no pants
pants are just another example of society trying to hold me back
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