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dogshaming: Adoptable Fridays - Bronson “To show my...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 21:03:26 -0400

Adoptable Fridays - Bronson

“To show my appreciation for removing my manhood, I peed all over the inside of your car”. Bronson…

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lacigreen: Hi babes. I’m sorry that I haven’t been super...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 21:02:32 -0400

lacigreen:

Hi babes. I’m sorry that I haven’t been super active on Sex+ lately. It makes me want to kick myself. I am going through some weirdness that I’m sure some of you can relate to. In my last video, I mentioned how in the past I had struggled with depression and found my way out by focusing on my passions. This was part of a bigger story that I didn’t really feel like drawing.

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Read this about depression, OK? It’s hard to explain with the words, but she does a good job.

disneyismyescape: ktseitz5: I know the answer, but I can’t...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 20:58:26 -0400

disneyismyescape:

ktseitz5:

I know the answer, but I can’t stop laughing.

omfg.

stfuconservatives: christyherself: liberalsarecool: The GOP...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 20:52:18 -0400

stfuconservatives:

christyherself:

liberalsarecool:

The GOP logic: all threats must be dealt with after they happen.

OMG. YES. This is exactly what I’ve been trying to express to those conservatives on FB.

This is the argument I am perpetually having with pro-gun people.

Truncated transcript from today's SCOTUS argument

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 14:48:20 -0400

This thing is good for LOLs. Actually from yesterday’s arg.

courtneymilan:

For those of you who don’t want to read the transcript of the oral argument in Hollingsworth v. Perry, which is all of 82 pages long, or whose heads exploded when you tried to read it, I’ve written a helpful summary. It’s available below the jump.

This summary is still fairly long, but it’s shorter and I’ve worked to make things as accessible as possible to those without legal training.

As a result, there are some places where I might have oversimplified the legal argument. My summarizing might be partially colored by my personal viewpoints, but this is basically what happened, plus or minus the aliens eating children.

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When people ask me if I regret going to law school,

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:26:59 -0500

notesfromthecircle:

I’m all like,

HAHAHA. Sometimes. Worst financial decision of my life, best thing I ever did for this big sexy brain of mine.

Unfuck Your Habitat: Hello, all you lovely new followers!

Mon, 31 Dec 2012 11:15:57 -0500

Unfuck Your Habitat: Hello, all you lovely new followers!:

unfuckyourhabitat:

Welcome aboard! If you’re new to UfYH, here’s the welcome packet:

I curse. A lot. If this is problematic for you, we may have to admire each other from afar. There will be many f-bombs, as well as some more creative stuff.

A 20/10 is 20 minutes of unfucking (cleaning, studying, what have you)…

perfectioninimperfection: I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking...

Sun, 30 Dec 2012 00:16:45 -0500

perfectioninimperfection:

I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.

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Mon, 05 Nov 2012 20:41:17 -0500

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When my newly divorced friend tells me she's getting remarried after 6 months

Thu, 25 Oct 2012 13:37:55 -0400

myfriendsaremarried:

"That’s what you do with Depression, you mask the symptoms. The symptoms of Depression IS depression,..."

Fri, 28 Sep 2012 16:00:56 -0400

“That’s what you do with Depression, you mask the symptoms. The symptoms of Depression IS depression, it’s not a symptom of something else. It’s not like you go “oooh, I feel really sad” and then your arse falls off. The symptoms of Depression is depression. You take away the symptoms of Depression HALLOOOOO! you’re cured! But Tom [Cruise] was like “no, no, no Matt. Matt, these drugs Matt, these drugs they’re just a crutch, these drugs are just a crutch!” and I’m thinking “yes?”. THEY’RE A CRUTCH! You don’t walk up to a guy with one leg and say “hey pal, that crutch is just a crutch, THROW IT AWAY! Hop ya bastard! That crutch is masking the symptoms of your one leggedness”.”

- Craig Ferguson on Tom Cruise attacking Brooke Shields for using anti-depressants to fight Post-Partum Depression. (via themarriageofadeadblogsing)

I have always thought Craig Ferguson was a very smart man. It appears I was right.

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“It’s not like you go “oooh, I feel really sad” and then your arse falls off.”

(via cephalopuddle)

Adding this to my list of reasons to crush on Craigy Fergs.

dogshaming: They also have a fondness for Betsey Johnson...

Fri, 28 Sep 2012 15:29:25 -0400

dogshaming:

They also have a fondness for Betsey Johnson shoes…

mofarahrunningawayfromthings: Mo Farah Gangnam style! Submitted...

Thu, 20 Sep 2012 16:00:26 -0400

mofarahrunningawayfromthings:

Mo Farah Gangnam style!

Submitted by fellow running away from things blog http://batmanrunningawayfromshit.tumblr.com/

Stop Bitching | Start A Revolution: [tw: lynching] Republican Lynches Empty Chair in Racist Presidential Effigy in Northwest Austin

Thu, 20 Sep 2012 11:57:38 -0400

Stop Bitching | Start A Revolution: [tw: lynching] Republican Lynches Empty Chair in Racist Presidential Effigy in Northwest Austin :

brashblacknonbeliever:

le-kif-kif:

Today, Burnt Orange Report received the photo at right, taken in front of a home in Northwest Austin. The resident, a Republican, lynched an empty chair from a tree in his yard, which one can easily interpret to represent a racially…

guardian: This weekend’s Open House London, the free annual...

Thu, 20 Sep 2012 11:38:04 -0400

guardian:

This weekend’s Open House London, the free annual event that allows visitors a look inside landmark civic and innovative residential buildings normally closed to the public, is the largest in the organisation’s 20-year history. Nearly 800 properties will be opening their doors – here’s a preview of some of the highlights

Photograph: Tim Crocker

tastefullyoffensive: [via] purrrfectly awful

Fri, 14 Sep 2012 12:00:26 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

purrrfectly awful

Photo

Wed, 12 Sep 2012 11:59:47 -0400

Guys, have I mentioned lately that I love Craigy Fergs?

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 11:58:52 -0400

Guys, have I mentioned lately that I love Craigy Fergs?

…that’s what my husband stands for.

Wed, 05 Sep 2012 15:57:53 -0400

…that’s what my husband stands for.

guardian: Joseph Block from White Plains, New York, wears a...

Wed, 05 Sep 2012 12:45:55 -0400

guardian:

Joseph Block from White Plains, New York, wears a campaign yarmulke at 2012 Democratic national convention was under way on Tuesday in Charlotte, North Carolina Photograph: David Goldman/AP

Chosen for Obama!